Customer: Thank you in advance. Can you imagine how a round piece of black metal splits in an arc of lightning at one o'clock towards the eight o'clock position, and the two halves of the black metal are slightly separated up and down ?
Design Lion: You are so complicated. Do you have any sketches?
Client: I'm sorry, I was busy just now. I drew this n+1 times and I haven't drawn the design lion:...

Friend: Do designers often work overtime?
Me: Let's put it this way, at 4 o'clock in the morning, there are only three types of activities on the street: dogs, drunks, and designers; at 7 o'clock in the morning, there are only two types of activities on the street: office workers and working overtime after buying breakfast. Of designers...

The weight that a design lion can't bear:
When collecting PNG, I found that the background is white, Adobe Photoshop CC has stopped working, the downloaded PSD has only one layer, and the customer asks you to turn the elephant around in PS